new sock

The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.

Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.

by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

by PodcastListener July 23, 2019

New England Tube Sock

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.

"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"

by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021

Throwing out a new pair of socks

Doing something stupid

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

by Robert Skudlarek August 12, 2017

new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.

on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.

by SEMI327 May 9, 2018

Newsock

A real man. No one knows where he came from. Some say he was forged when a single lightning bolt struck a tornado. Some say he is the reencarnation Hercules. Some say he is Hercules himself. Nontheless, he is one not to be messed with. If you ever have a question that needs answered, Newsock is always the answer.

When the teacher asked who the first president of the United States was, the whole class exclamed "Newsock."

by oh no :) October 22, 2010