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New Sock Syndrome 

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
New Sock Syndrome by KingAlban December 25, 2022

New York Sock Exchange 

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.
This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

New England Tube Sock 

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
New England Tube Sock by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021

Throwing out a new pair of socks 

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

new brunswick soap socks 

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
A real man. No one knows where he came from. Some say he was forged when a single lightning bolt struck a tornado. Some say he is the reencarnation Hercules. Some say he is Hercules himself. Nontheless, he is one not to be messed with. If you ever have a question that needs answered, Newsock is always the answer.
When the teacher asked who the first president of the United States was, the whole class exclamed "Newsock."
Newsock by oh no :) October 22, 2010