netcronym 

When on the internet: the arrangement of letters to form an acronym for an otherwise widely used expression.

"Like, OMG he is so cute"
"Becky, please stop using netcronyms when your talking... it's creepy"

netcronym by Element238 October 26, 2009

Negronym 

An "africanized" name for something.

A negronym for a "grape flavored soft drink" is "Purple Drank."

Negronym by SasquatchPrime October 4, 2010

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own

You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.

Necronomicondom by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

netonym 

An acronym commonly used on the internet or by text.

LOL} is a netonym. Other examples of netonyms include WTF}, OMG, BRB, STFU, AND GFY.

netonym by asif70 April 13, 2016

Necronomicunt 

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

Necronomicunt by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

nacronym 

A name that was once an acronym but outgrew the relevance to the words it represented.

JILA, formerly known as the Joint Institute for Laboratory Astrophysics, better known for Nobel Prize winning research in ultracold matter, is a nacronym.

nacronym by ZenGeek September 24, 2013

necronomicon 

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

necronomicon by shoggoth August 10, 2003