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Nelphie is a term that originated in Creston, Iowa. It's understood to mean loser, but no one can really give you a concrete definition of what a nelphie is. If you ask, all you will get for a response is simply "You." or "If you have to ask you probably are one." My personal definition for a nelphie is hot topic clothing (bondage pants, shits with stupid sayings), stupid hair cuts (shaved heads except the bangs, mohawks), and listen to mall metal (Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead). Also most nephies don't have jobs and never leave Creston (or the hometown that is partial to your town's nelphies)
Someone that wears bondage pants, a shirt that says "i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you" and is pumped about the new Mudvayne CD is a Nelphie
nelphie by kyle August 7, 2004
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A Canadian rapper who possesses amazing talent and rapid-fire wit.

Also known as Eminem's biggest fan.
Nephie: Yo.
Everyone: OMG LYKE ITZ NEPHIE DA FAMUS RAPR!!!!!111one ::Faints - because Nephie is just that over-powering and awesome::
Nephie by Marron December 1, 2004
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Non-binary amalgamation of niece and nephew.
My former niece is non-binary. We have agreed they are now my nephie.
Nephie by rjfk August 7, 2020
When some one leaves abruptly in a large grouping of people, usually when they have not spoken for a long span of time. Specifically, in a chatroom.
username1; yay!
username2; woot!
username3; >:O
NEPHIE HAS JUST LEFT THE ROOM
username2; wtf she just nephied.
username3; I am so not buying her album.
nephied by Emily Rae September 7, 2005
the most beautiful girl in the entire world ; belongs to shannon ; an amazing rapper ; has the hottest lip ring ever
one - everyone talks about neph and acts like shes theres but shes not cuz shes shannons.
nephie by shannon March 13, 2005
A Canadian rapper that once possessed amazing talent and rapid-fire wit. Soon to be featured in an upcoming episode of 'Where Are They Now?'. Where they will discuss how said 'talent and rapid-fire wit' have since withered away. Like the penis of a 60-year-old man. She had talent, superstardom within grasp, but she threw it all away for some stupid girl.
Don't pull a 'Nephie' and fuck it all up.
Nephie by InsightInnit April 17, 2011
Nephie is just a cute nickname I thought of to call my Nephews, we're always making up our own slang and figured this would be a fun one that everyone can use 😁
My Nephie and I ride bikes together. My Nephie's are awesome!
Nephie by Auntie Heather February 8, 2024