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negotiated infidelity 

How to fuck another woman and your wife at the exact same time.
A negotiated infidelity arrangement = a sad state of affairs.
Ner-vee-ay-ted
To be irriatated, angered, frustrated or simply pissed off. This reaction can be from someone or something afftecting a person.
1.Geez! I'm so damned nerviated!
2. Check out Bill. That guy has got him nerviated.
3. you being such an ass nerviates me!
Nerviated by Audioguy August 26, 2009

negotiated reality 

When you tell a whopper of a lie with the expectation that people will believe a part of it. Similar to how things work in the real estate industry where someone who is trying to sell a property for $1 million will set a $1.2 million asking price. A politician might tell you that 4 US embassies are about to be attacked. Although no US embassies might be at risk, by lying and saying that 4 embassies were about to be attacked, you might walk away thinking that at least one embassy was at risk.

One person on the left will say 0 embassies were at risk and the other will say 4 were at risk, so you end up thinking that an embassy was at risk because 1 is between 0 and 4.
The fact that we believe even a kernel of what Trump says is negotiated reality.
negotiated reality by dc_united_99 January 18, 2020

Info-nebriated 

When one has brainstormed or learned as much as their mind will allow and it gets overloaded causing them to act stupid for the rest of the day. Info-nebriation is characterized by an inability to comprehend simple concepts, giggling at inappropriate times and stumbling through a workplace or school.
The boss ended staff meeting early because the whole staff was info-nebriated.
Info-nebriated by Spikey Orphan July 19, 2010

Obli-negated 

Obli-negated
When you are released from a task or obligation, one which you volunteered happily to do because the other person needed you, but by circumstance and powers not in your control you do not have to do it, but still get credit for being ready, willing and able.
My plans got obli-negated when I promised my neighbor I would walk her dog while she was away. Her trip got cancelled so I didn’t have to do it, but now she thinks I’m a good person.

negligated 

These word was made by steve t
It means that a editor moved the song from the player (guitarist) yep thats all
The editor negligated the song!
negligated by Janewatchessteviet August 8, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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