2 definitions by WorldChampionPunner
Obli-negated
When you are released from a task or obligation, one which you volunteered happily to do because the other person needed you, but by circumstance and powers not in your control you do not have to do it, but still get credit for being ready, willing and able.
When you are released from a task or obligation, one which you volunteered happily to do because the other person needed you, but by circumstance and powers not in your control you do not have to do it, but still get credit for being ready, willing and able.
My plans got obli-negated when I promised my neighbor I would walk her dog while she was away. Her trip got cancelled so I didn’t have to do it, but now she thinks I’m a good person.
by WorldChampionPunner May 17, 2023
Them: I don’t get it
Me: it’s a pun!
Them: what is?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789! Get it? Seven ate nine!
Them: I don’t get it
Me: I shouldn’t have to Punsplain this one…
See Six was afraid of Seven because Seven had a history that included devouring Nine. Get it? Seven ATE nine!
Them: 🙄
Me: it’s a pun!
Them: what is?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789! Get it? Seven ate nine!
Them: I don’t get it
Me: I shouldn’t have to Punsplain this one…
See Six was afraid of Seven because Seven had a history that included devouring Nine. Get it? Seven ATE nine!
Them: 🙄
by WorldChampionPunner May 18, 2023