arrangement 

A preemptive plan in which a closet gay purposely marries a woman in order to create a veil of heterosexuality. In well-planned arrangements, the wife of the closet gay is well aware of her husband's sexual needs and satisfies her own accordingly as the husband does the same, all in secret. Arrangements are prompted by familial, religious, or cultural pressures that look down on homosexuality. See wonky.

Note: marriages in which men come out of the closet and separate from their wives are NOT arrangements.

Jay: Bro, I think my parents are going to find out I'm gay and disown me.
Rob: No, dude! You can be happy in the closet and keep your parents in the dark. Just get an arrangement with that skank Jessica!

arrangement by farshed kerpal June 7, 2010

Arrangement dying 

Planning or arranging a death.

1. Planning the death of yourself. (see suicide)

2. Arranging the death of another person through a hit man. (see murder)

1. He kicked the bucket from arrangement dying , it was a suicide.

2. I heard it was an arrangement dying case. It was a hit man.

Arrangement dying by Queenofgummyworms February 15, 2017

sex arrangement 

Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.

I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.

sex arrangement by Sal1981 January 11, 2008

edible arrangement 

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.

Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!

edible arrangement by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011

seeking arrangement 

A sugar daddy website

So I’m seeking arrangement behind my husband back

seeking arrangement by Tgizzy November 11, 2019

Penile Arrangement

The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes

Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes

Penile Arrangement by i5racer August 4, 2010

staycation arrangement 

A temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display.

Derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, it is properly coined the "staycation" arrangement.

Our couch is in the middle of the room diagonally because it's in our staycation arrangement.

staycation arrangement by HefeBoss October 4, 2016