neglectica 

The name of the back of your knee. It had no name before this so me and a friend decided to name it. We though since it was neglected it should be call the neglectica

"AHH! My Neglectica!"

neglectica by Dr Potato March 23, 2004

neglectolator 

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

neglectolator by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

Neglectic 

Adjective: A combination of eclectic in appearance AND neglected in maintenance. As if an eclectic look can divert attention from something poorly maintained.

Their living room was neglectic with oddly placed light sabers and kid art covering the cracks around doorways and windows.

Neglectic by michelle10873 December 29, 2010

fitness neglection program 

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

fitness neglection program by cocoababy November 15, 2014

neglection 

The feeling of being ignored by your boyfriend, Josh.

Stop with the neglection, it hurts.

neglection by Thronesandcrows April 17, 2016

Niki Neglection 

A myspace famous scene girl with blonde hair over her black hair and extensions.

Niki Neglection is so fetch.

Niki Neglection by SarahTina January 12, 2008

neglectisaucer 

More appropriate name for the common exersaucer, a stationary entertainment device where a parent can leave their child unaccompanied, as long as they don't read the instructions. It has no wheels so it's perfectly safe for long periods. It is usually stained red from tomato sauce and every seam has a crunchy film of artificial cheese. It is entirely plastic, so you never have to buy one. If no one you know has one left over, you can find it on the curb of any suburban street.

Oh, last time I saw Charlie, he was in the neglectisaucer.

neglectisaucer by vanoden January 7, 2023