vanoden's definitions

unibud

Verb: To use one earpod/earbud/bluetooth ear piece to listen to music or a phone call confusing others around you as to why you are dancing to silence or speaking to no one.

It's not very polite to unibud near other people who don't know you're having a conversation with someone else.

by vanoden December 14, 2020

Slarging

Taking a nap in your EV while it charges, generally outside of a grocery store or gas station. Short for Sleep-charging

Call when you need me, I'll be slarging at the grocery

by vanoden October 12, 2025

wrindow

When you type information into an application accidentally, expecting it to appear in the window you're looking at. Commonly appearing as 'ls -talr' or similar in a chat window.

exit. Oops, sorry, wrindow.

by vanoden November 16, 2016

neglectisaucer

More appropriate name for the common exersaucer, a stationary entertainment device where a parent can leave their child unaccompanied, as long as they don't read the instructions. It has no wheels so it's perfectly safe for long periods. It is usually stained red from tomato sauce and every seam has a crunchy film of artificial cheese. It is entirely plastic, so you never have to buy one. If no one you know has one left over, you can find it on the curb of any suburban street.

Oh, last time I saw Charlie, he was in the neglectisaucer.

by vanoden January 7, 2023