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neglection

Stop with the neglection, it hurts.
by Thronesandcrows April 17, 2016
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neglection

the feeling of being neglected by you horrific mom
this is neglection
by drop-dead-gorgeous February 20, 2019
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fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"
Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
by cocoababy November 15, 2014
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Niki Neglection

A myspace famous scene girl with blonde hair over her black hair and extensions.
by SarahTina January 12, 2008
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neglectolator

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.
New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."
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neglexting

when someone fails to respond to a text message or series of text messages in an ample amount of time.
"I've sent her a few messages, but the bitch is neglexting me."
by Jimmy Tadeski January 14, 2008
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cock neglector

Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
by josh 206543 February 19, 2009
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