Neglectic 

Adjective: A combination of eclectic in appearance AND neglected in maintenance. As if an eclectic look can divert attention from something poorly maintained.

Their living room was neglectic with oddly placed light sabers and kid art covering the cracks around doorways and windows.

Neglectic by michelle10873 December 29, 2010

Neglectic

Solely meaning being dumb for the sake of nothingness.

"Your acting completely neglectic towards me, for what I did? Nothing."

Neglectic by Triboderious Thompson June 12, 2026

Don't Neglect the Balls 

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

Don't Neglect the Balls by PhailBot June 14, 2010

pothole neglect 

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

neglectolator 

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

neglectolator by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

Bubble wrap neglect

when some one throws away bubble wrap with out popping the bubbles.

lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect

Bubble wrap neglect by britnayy January 20, 2007