negcident

A accident or mistake that only Neg could cause.

Neg let Liz see his weblogs this was negs biggest negcident.

by Neg January 23, 2004

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Napcident

“An accidental nap”.

You know when you’re laying on your couch at home reading a book or watching reality trash on tv? Maybe your head is against a nice pillow… there’s a blanket at hand…?

You didn’t get on the couch with sleeping intent, yet all of a sudden, snoozing simply feels like the right thing to do. And then you fall asleep for anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours?

Well my friend, you’ve just experienced a Napcident.

by Frankelstache November 13, 2009

nescient

ignorant

The children were more nescient than the college professors

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Napcident

An accidental nap, usually in the mid afternoon, often lasting into the early evening hours and usually resulting in disorientation upon waking.

After a napcident, one may be confused about what day and time it is as well as where they are located.

"I'm so sorry I'm late, I'm on my way now - I had a napcident!"

by sdevlina January 28, 2012

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013

naccident

1. Unexpected failures in IP network operations. 2. Unfortunate accident at NAC.

Houston, we have a naccident at AS174.

by lksd March 20, 2005