Noncident

The word used to describe a nonce like incident that has occurred in the claim of an accident, but is blaintly obvious it was intentional.

Jack noncidentally hit Lydia’s bum with a Rounders bat. John was annoyed and jealous so Jack claimed it was a Noncident.

by DatEngishLitGuy June 18, 2019

Noncident

A word used to describe a nonce like accident that is clearly very purposeful

Jack's mum, Emma, messaged children under the age of 16 on Instagram, she claimed it was a noncident.

by DatEngrishLitGuy June 21, 2019

Noncident

A traffic jam that appears to be caused by a traffic incident, however when one reaches the end there is no evidence of any incident whatsoever.

I was stuck in a traffic jam for 10 minutes that turned out to be a noncident.

by TheHattie June 12, 2017

noncidence

a situation where someone nonces on someone else

Guy 1: "Did you ahre about the noncidence last night"
Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? what an asshole"

by efijefij February 3, 2022