Noncident

The word used to describe a nonce like incident that has occurred in the claim of an accident, but is blaintly obvious it was intentional.

Jack noncidentally hit Lydia’s bum with a Rounders bat. John was annoyed and jealous so Jack claimed it was a Noncident.

by DatEngishLitGuy June 18, 2019

Noncident

A word used to describe a nonce like accident that is clearly very purposeful

Jack's mum, Emma, messaged children under the age of 16 on Instagram, she claimed it was a noncident.

by DatEngrishLitGuy June 21, 2019

Noncident

A traffic jam that appears to be caused by a traffic incident, however when one reaches the end there is no evidence of any incident whatsoever.

I was stuck in a traffic jam for 10 minutes that turned out to be a noncident.

by TheHattie June 12, 2017

Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

Napcident

“An accidental nap”.

You know when you’re laying on your couch at home reading a book or watching reality trash on tv? Maybe your head is against a nice pillow… there’s a blanket at hand…?

You didn’t get on the couch with sleeping intent, yet all of a sudden, snoozing simply feels like the right thing to do. And then you fall asleep for anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours?

Well my friend, you’ve just experienced a Napcident.

by Frankelstache November 13, 2009

nonsidence

nonsense spouted with confidence

this essay is pure nonsidence!

by themadscientist November 24, 2014

Napcident

An accidental nap, usually in the mid afternoon, often lasting into the early evening hours and usually resulting in disorientation upon waking.

After a napcident, one may be confused about what day and time it is as well as where they are located.

"I'm so sorry I'm late, I'm on my way now - I had a napcident!"

by sdevlina January 28, 2012