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negaboner 

the inverted erection of a penis, usually caused by fear or anxiety
dude did you see 2 girls 1 cup?

yeah, it gave me a negaboner
negaboner by agentmiket013 July 24, 2009
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negamonster 

A Choleric - Melancholy, usually male in their early to late twenties, often beyond that with maximal pessimism, with high intensities of all the outstanding choleric and melancholy traits, which isn't very common for that temperament set, as extreme pessimism would be more associated and limited to the temperament set Mel-Chlor. A negamonster has nothing good to say about anything or anyone, and will twist anything completely positive that isn't bastardized into something completely negative. When one is like this, you know something demonic is going on. BTW, Christianity is far from the only faith that recognizes not only the existence of them, but how maximally evil they are. Even some if not many Buddhists, Gnostics and Occultists may recognize their role on the planet.
Great, that negamonster is approaching us to discourage us of the things we are thinking about majoring in at our college!
negamonster by Jay Leo July 6, 2014

nerdmonger 

Named after the idiot guy in Japan that came up with the idea for "CAMERA PHONES." These will soon be the bane of society as they will allow it to become TOO easy for those with them to collect "evidence" of those of us who choose to remain anonymous in society.
Hey you nerdmonger, put your camera phone away in the women's locker room!
nerdmonger by Kavey October 12, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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