necronoon

to suck the farts out of dead people and enjoy it.

tom is a freaking necronoon.we busted him sucking farts out of the stiffs in the morgue.

by blurta March 18, 2008

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own

You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.

by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necrononce

Someone who creeps into graveyards and digs up a freshly buried child with the intent to fuck the corpse.

A term coined by Big Dan of HME.

You see that guy over there who looks like Gene Simmons? He's a Necrononce.

by BigDanHME July 31, 2019

Necronomicunt

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

necrozoophiliac

one who likes to have sex with dead animals

that dude just hit a dear is that bum a necrozoophiliac

by bill tumar January 27, 2007

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Necrozoodendrophiliac

A word used to describe those who engage in sexual relations with trees that resemble dead animals.

Did you hear? Anthony is a necrozoodendrophiliac!

by Clayton: Canadian Rapscallion March 23, 2011