bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

bare necessities 

It's all you need.

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

bare necessities by Anonymouse_ April 4, 2009

If Necessaried 

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."

If Necessaried by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009

necessarily 

That word nobody can spell

Person 1: How the fuck u spell "necessarily"?
Person 2: idk bro

necessarily by Idkwhatnametoput July 29, 2021

Necessarity

Not being necessary.

”It’s not a necessarity to spend money on 98 inch television.”

Necessarity by B Talented March 6, 2008

the not-necessarily-religious 

The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.

"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"

the not-necessarily-religious by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

Necessories

1. Necessary Accessories.

2. Things that one typically carries on one's person every day in order to maintain one's current standard of living. For many, this would include (remember, this list is not exhaustive):

. cell phones
. mp3 devices
. purses
. wallets
. automobile keys
. several blunts
. lighters
. lip gloss
. nines, or
. writing utensils

"Hey Six! Man, you seem to be lugging a lot of stuff around in your pants, there, I see."
"..."
"So, ah... response?--"

"These are my necessories, Leroy. I challenge you to walk a day in my shoes."
And then I busted out my nine.

Necessories by siXcarbXn April 2, 2010