Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

Neardy by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

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Nerrday

The opposite of errday. A.k.a Never a day.

Tom: Dude! I lax errday!
Ed: Are you serious, lax is queer! I lax nerrday.

Nerrday by laxisqueer86 May 31, 2011

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neardawell

Someone that is near to doing well.but is still a loser

That. Hobo is a neardawell

neardawell by Dana is a boi September 1, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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