nearlywed 

Couples with all the trappings of marriage—the home, the in-laws, the shared pets, maybe even the kids—but no actual marriage certificate.

My boyfriend and I have been together 13 years. Our nearlywed status is stronger than most marriages.

nearlywed by The Queen Neen April 6, 2016

nearlywed 

Gender-inclusive alternative to bride and groom. "Nearly" + ( "Newlywed" - "Newly" ) = "Nearlywed"

My nearlywed party will wear blue and orange. The nearlywed? Yeah, they're getting ready in the other room. I'm hosting my nearlywed party at the casino!

nearlywed by SenshiUsagi March 17, 2023

Newlyweds 

Noun.
1. A couple who has not been married long.
2. A show on MTV featuring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

1. "The newlyweds were married a month ago!"
2. "Honey, Newlyweds is on!"

Newlyweds by Kellie November 30, 2003

Newlyweds 

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

Newlyweds by G-Union January 21, 2004

newlyweds 

A starting hand in Texas Hold em' of King Queen

My hand rocks, I got the Newlyweds

newlyweds by stangg May 19, 2005

newlyweds 

a terribly inaccurate representation of the first years of marriage through the frivolous life of prissy popstars Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

what i'm eating... is this chicken or fish?

newlyweds by taylor August 17, 2004

newlywed game 

A game that you play with a friend with benefits, boyfriend or girlfriend, or partner to see how your relationship is going to turn out.

How to play

Ask each other questions such as where would we go on our first date, what would we do, why do u like me or love me and etc.

Boyfriend- hey bae you wanna play the newlywed game.

Girlfriend- sure you go first.
oyfriend- would we make out on our 2nd date and where.
Girlfriend- yeah and in the back of your car.

newlywed game by laughter so hard July 25, 2014