nearest cock suck 

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

nearest cock suck by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

Nearest Italian radius 

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

Nearest Italian radius by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021

where is the nearest supermarket 

wtf why the frog are you searching that this isnt freaking google or siri or something this is a dictionary, duh.

Person one: *types in Urban Dictionary: where is the nearest supermarket*
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary

where is the nearest supermarket by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 18, 2017

drop it off the nearest cliff 

Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.

Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.

drop it off the nearest cliff by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2017

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

nearection by mur216 March 6, 2004

Neatest Wenering 

When you give her the best two minutes of sexual intercourse she has ever seen

“Dude i gave her the neatest wenering last night”

Neatest Wenering by xOtaco June 29, 2021

neuresthetic 

Schema and education modeling in terms of the way the brain is shaped. Like 'kinesthetic', but for nerves. A more intelligent way to say smart than sMaRt.

The neuresthetic neuresthesiologist cured the man of Abrahamic religion.

neuresthetic by neuresthetic November 12, 2023