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neanderthol 

man....in his best light...club carrying lifeform known as man also...smells rank and AKA lifeform....needs the snip a bath and a new shed..........all men are neanderthols!!!!!!
omfg its that neanderthol life......
neanderthol by species October 10, 2004

Neanderthesbian 

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).
"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"
Neanderthesbian by The Lin August 27, 2009

neanderthug 

A portmanteau of Neanderthal and thug. Ironic because the 'th' in both words should pronounced more like 'neander-tall' and 'tug' based on the German and Hindi etymologies. Often used to describe White people because only people with 100% Sub-Saharan African origins lack neanderthal DNA.
"Wow, Chad is such a neanderthug!"

"I know, he behaves like an animal!"

Neanderthug 

“A bigoted wilfully ignorant abusive aggressive stubborn misogynistic oversexed hyper-masculine probably criminal White Man.”
Many white men claim they're the master race but they're really just neanderthugs at heart.
Neanderthug by Odin44 November 17, 2018

Neanderthal

A subhuman species of hominids that was wiped out by humans ( homosapians). They had small frontal cortex and were short and barrel chested.

Used to be used as someone who was a degenerate or primitive until recently when it was discovered non-africans were mixed with them, now they praise neanderthal admixture
Person A: You see that guy screaming and banging things like a neanderthal?

Person B: Yea what a sub human
Neanderthal by ChamWang August 2, 2017

Neanderthal

An insult commonly used by people of higher intelligence to insult a person with lower intellect, it can also be used on a person who is hairy or carries a resemblance to a neanderthal/Monkey.
Person 1: Oh look, here comes Robert
Person 2: Oh no, the retard?
Person 1: Yeah, what an absolute neanderthal
Neanderthal by CaVeMaN420 May 22, 2019

Neanderthal

1. Caucasians; White People; White Males; White Females

2. Low IQ Subhumans who went extinct around 40,000 years ago whose bloodline is notably diluted with the Caucasian genome sequence. They lived almost exclusively in Europe before their extinction, with heavy populations in what would be today's central European countries. They are often associated with hairiness, Low IQs and animal driven instinct/behavior.

- Were previously mocked by Caucasians heavily due to their low IQs and other animal like behaviors until it was recently discovered virtually every one of them has Neanderthal blood diluted in their veins; and are now praised by Caucasians as being smarter than previously thought (despite the fact that they went extinct 40,000 years ago)
Person 1: I just did a DNA test and I found out I am actually 8% Neanderthal

Person 2: Ahhh... Now that would explain why you are so hairy and have such a low IQ
Neanderthal by KingLi December 17, 2022
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