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netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"
Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")
netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008
Disliking a person from a different country from yourself.
"You can call me a nationist, she came from Australia."
Nationist by -Shea- December 17, 2006

Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.
John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.
Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008
The made up vocabulary used by the famous Bill Nye the Science Guy. It is a play on the word ebonics which is consequently a play on the word phonics. Two words, typically of scientific significance, are made into one for comedic purposes.
"... finding microbes on Mars. Call them Marscrobes. That's Nyebonics for you guys."
-- Bill Nye speaking at the University of Florida
Nyebonics by CBash November 29, 2007

natronic 

A word white people can use to call black people without getting their ass's kicked. Similar to nate, and natron...
What a natronic....Shut up natronic...
natronic by Smithers123 September 10, 2007

Noobonics 

Ashwin: Why Tadashi, aren't you in Professor Perkins' Ebonics class?

Tadashi: Fuck no, it's Noobonics. It's like Ebonics but different.
Noobonics by Kadir December 22, 2007
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