Nyebonics

The made up vocabulary used by the famous Bill Nye the Science Guy. It is a play on the word ebonics which is consequently a play on the word phonics. Two words, typically of scientific significance, are made into one for comedic purposes.

"... finding microbes on Mars. Call them Marscrobes. That's Nyebonics for you guys."
-- Bill Nye speaking at the University of Florida

Nyebonics by CBash November 29, 2007

netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.

Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

nyphonics

The detailed language of a true engineer.

The meeting was excessively dragged out by the overuse of nyphonics.

nyphonics by Ole Gil June 19, 2008

natbonics 

The art of fucking up a word so bad becuase you suck at typing that it creates a new language.

Shack your shit? what is that, natbonics?

natbonics by fedup June 24, 2003

Noobonics 

Like Ebonics, but different.

Ashwin: Why Tadashi, aren't you in Professor Perkins' Ebonics class?

Tadashi: Fuck no, it's Noobonics. It's like Ebonics but different.

Noobonics by Kadir December 22, 2007