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nanastein 

''wow, your nanastein is the best ever!''
nanastein by trikshit November 29, 2016
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Ninestein 

Showing the patient of a saint when dealing with wayward, and indeed, mental women
Did you read about that bloke on the football forum whose woman was a right nutter. Her husband must be a real Ninestein not to have pasted by now
Ninestein by Blackbeard's Bo'son March 20, 2008

Ninestein 

Showing the patience of a saint when dealing with wayward, and indeed, mental women
Did you read about that bloke on the football forum whose woman was a right nutter. Her husband must be a real Ninestein not to have pasted by now
Ninestein by Blackbeard's Bo'son March 20, 2008

Namastain 

What happens in a straight man's pants during yoga.
I have to wash my yoga pants after every session because of all these namastains.
Namastain by K. Magnus December 20, 2015
1. A measurement of knowledge used to gauge learning.
2. One billionth of Albert Einstein's knowledge.
Joey doesn't know transact-SQL. He better start learning the complex query language one nanostein at a time.
nanostein by Awesomes007 January 4, 2006

Ninestein 

One who rhymes every sentence or phrase with nine. One who gesticulates the thumb and pointer finger while murmering words that rhyme with nine. One who is loved by the community but doesn't show any interest in forming relationships or making eye contact. A Genius who can calculate any number other than nine using only the number nine.
"Ninestein drinks wine, smokes dime, feels fine, swings from vine, then goes to borderline".

"Nine times nine plus nine plus nine equals ninety nine".
Ninestein by Michael Stock December 9, 2008
The bodily odor earned from a hot and sweaty yoga class. Can be either a yogi or their mat.
'That was a really hot and sweaty yoga class.' 'Yea bro you Namastink!'
Namastink by Strongbino July 30, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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