5 definitions by K. Magnus

boots

An ugly or busted female. Derived from UGG boots, which are very, very ugly.

(A busted girl walks by thinking she's Megan Fox.)

Kizzle: "Yo, that bitch was boots!"
D: "::shakes head:: Boots?"
Kizzle: "UGGS!"

by K. Magnus June 25, 2009

Loose McGoose

A dirty, slutty, whore of a woman. Loose refers to the elasticity of her oft-used vagina.

(At your friend's wedding, a hot, yet obviously slutty girl is on the dance floor, dropping it to the floor and flashing everyone her vag)

Kai: Yo, did you see that girl in the black dress?
Drew: With the brown hair? You mean Jessica. I know her from college.
Kai: Oh... Is she Loose McGoose?
Drew: I mean, she's been known to suck a dick or four...

by K. Magnus June 8, 2011

The Wire

The Greatest Show of All-Time.

Chad: "Yo, you watching 'The Wire' tonight?"
Kai: "Of course. I'm not a fucking idiot."

by K. Magnus June 25, 2009

Dooron

A person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarrassment.

(Tony, like a dick, tries to push open the glass lobby door that is clearly labeled PULL, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)

David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.

by K. Magnus August 21, 2014

Namastain

What happens in a straight man's pants during yoga.

I have to wash my yoga pants after every session because of all these namastains.

by K. Magnus October 25, 2015