mytholical

surprised or shocked or unbelievable

person: im moving to a different school . you: thats so mytholical 😲😱😮

mytholical by kmart101 August 14, 2022

Mythicality

The quality or state of being that embodies a synergistic coalescence of curiosity, creativity, and tomfoolery, ideally experienced in the context of friendship and intended to bring goodwill to the universe.

From Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality.

It's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!

Mythicality by EmKay 12 November 6, 2017

Mythical Beast 

A Mythical Beast is the term used to refer to a fan or fans of Youtube 'internetainers' Rhett and Link.

Good Mythical Morning to all you Mythical Beasts out there

Mythical Beast by Vulpis Vulpis July 24, 2015

Mythicals 

A mythical is a category of creatures who have paranormal parts or powers. Though wizards or sorcerers are not considered mythicals, there are mythicals like avians, mermaids, otherkin and many more. Many do not belive in Mythicals.

Mythicals are cool!

Mythicals by Cold Fury April 8, 2019

mythical sam 

A good/beautiful bean that should be praised.

V e r y p r a i s e d

“Mythical Sam? Yeah, she’s the best!”

mythical sam by TotallynotLunarHope June 1, 2018

Mythical Griffon

The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.

"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"

Mythical Griffon by beefcurts May 19, 2010

The Mythical Mr. Boo 

A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's 100 percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru.

The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.

The Mythical Mr. Boo by Jarod Kintz June 23, 2007