The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in
front of a urinal.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing
fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half
Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of
gold so much.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off
rabbit's
feet.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the
police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*
*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz