myszon

Name: myszon Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Myszon is a different term for Szymon, the polish version of Simon. He’s a type of guy who at first seems to be really nice, but he will most likely use you for his own needs. He has a great sense of humor, he’s also an extrovert.

myszonek, myszonek, gdzie jest twój ogonek

myszon by unknownsusperson November 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Choose size $49.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $24.95

myshonok

myshonok is russian for Little Mouse. Can be used as a pet name, usually for someone small and quiet.

He's a myshonok

myshonok by TigTag January 14, 2011

Related Words

myszon • Mysonne • mysonn2x • Mystonerous • myshon • myshonok • Mysonlie • mystonguroicst • Mystonomy • Myzone

Mystonomy

the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal

all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy

why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)

why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)

how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton

why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder

why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld

Mystonomy by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Tike Myson

The undefeated, undisputed toddlerweight champion of the world.

In his prime, none could match him, even Duster Bouglas was easily swept aside.

Some believe that Tike Myson might even be better than the legendary Ahammad Muli.

Viewer 1: Look at that little tike go!

Tike’s mother: That Tike is Myson!

Tike Myson by Alex-2598 November 15, 2022

Mysonne

Mysonne's are one of the sexiest dudes out there. He is also rare he really cares about people feelings when you care about his. He's real about things, he not no opp either so ain't no snitching. Mysonne's usually have big dicks. Their also freaks so... If you date a Mysonne your lucky!

Girls at lunch: Who's that?
Other girls: That's Mysonne. He's so sexy

Mysonne by Whytfyoulurking March 3, 2020

Myson

Slang term for giant; A very humongous person with extremely large testicles; Gulliver's real name of the book Gulliver's Travels is Myson Lemuel Gulliver.

Jesse is 8'5" tall, he's such a Myson.

Myson by mikailoh September 22, 2012

myshon

A name so powerful God's fear him because of his essence his presence is known to destroy everything that has come to reality.

Myshon is a very powerful being.

myshon by Myshon May 9, 2018

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026