myszon 

Myszon is a different term for Szymon, the polish version of Simon. He’s a type of guy who at first seems to be really nice, but he will most likely use you for his own needs. He has a great sense of humor, he’s also an extrovert.

myszonek, myszonek, gdzie jest twój ogonek

myszon by unknownsusperson November 22, 2021

myshonok 

myshonok is russian for Little Mouse. Can be used as a pet name, usually for someone small and quiet.

He's a myshonok

myshonok by TigTag January 14, 2011

Mystonomy 

the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal

all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy

why do I feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though I’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)

why do I feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression' (source unknown)

how is it that we don't fall off the planet? via mystonomy: 'gravity' by Isaac Newton

why am I utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: 'boreout' by Peter Werder

why does my penis shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: 'shrinkage' by Seinfeld

Mystonomy by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Tike Myson 

The undefeated, undisputed toddlerweight champion of the world.

In his prime, none could match him, even Duster Bouglas was easily swept aside.

Some believe that Tike Myson might even be better than the legendary Ahammad Muli.

Viewer 1: Look at that little tike go!

Tike’s mother: That Tike is Myson!

Tike Myson by Alex-2598 November 15, 2022

Mysonne 

Mysonne's are one of the sexiest dudes out there. He is also rare he really cares about people feelings when you care about his. He's real about things, he not no opp either so ain't no snitching. Mysonne's usually have big dicks. Their also freaks so... If you date a Mysonne your lucky!

Girls at lunch: Who's that?
Other girls: That's Mysonne. He's so sexy

Mysonne by Whytfyoulurking March 3, 2020

Myson 

Slang term for giant; A very humongous person with extremely large testicles; Gulliver's real name of the book Gulliver's Travels is Myson Lemuel Gulliver.

Jesse is 8'5" tall, he's such a Myson.

Myson by mikailoh September 22, 2012

myshon 

A name so powerful God's fear him because of his essence his presence is known to destroy everything that has come to reality.

Myshon is a very powerful being.

myshon by Myshon May 9, 2018