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muttonchops 

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.
Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.
muttonchops by Shard February 28, 2005

muttonchops 

Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness
Brian Glover has muttonchops
muttonchops by supplecheeks May 21, 2007

mutton chops 

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.
Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.
mutton chops by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

mississippi mutton chops 

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

mutton chops 

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin
Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.
mutton chops by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Creamy Mutton Chops 

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'
Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'
Creamy Mutton Chops by phatdik January 18, 2009
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