Definitions by WOTWIDTCI

mutton chops 

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

mutton chops by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

ball cap 

Cap worn whilst balling

What up, Captain that's one helluva a ball cap you're wearin??

ball cap by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

badbastard

A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.

That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.

badbastard by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

stetson 

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

stetson by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

shitsuperstar

Any object used in competition that is 1/2 the size of your opponent's

I would have won that turkey jerk off contest had my bird not had a shitsuperstar penis

shitsuperstar by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003