sideburns 

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

sideburns by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Sideburns 

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

Sideburns by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

sideburns 

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

sideburns by Kyle E Mcpherson November 13, 2005

sideburns 

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

sideburns by simon gardner September 12, 2006

Sideburns 

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.

Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh

Sideburns by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019

SideBurns 

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

SideBurns by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

sideburns 

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."

sideburns by WHSMB January 11, 2009