Sideburns

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 14, 2003
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Sideburns

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.
Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh
by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019
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sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
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sideburns

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.
Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.
by Kyle E Mcpherson November 01, 2005
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sideburn

that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis
"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"
by griff July 06, 2003
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associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.
Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns
by simon gardner September 13, 2006
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Sideburn

A side burn (not to be confused with the popular 1960s hairstyle of the same name) is a situation in which the paper on a cigarette burns more heavily or completely on one side.

It occurs most often on self-rolled and marijuana cigarettes. Side-burned cigarettes are rarely represented in the mass media. However, in underground youth culture, side burning is an often admonished phenomenon. Sideburns are most commonly found in student houses, or in areas that attract weed smokers. Although representations in the media are scarce, there have been mentions of ‘sideburning’ on popular Facebook pages, such as ‘Rate My Rollie’.
“You hardly sideburned that bai" - Stuck up prick
by TuPac Dat Joint April 10, 2018
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