phatdik's definitions

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

Angry Hobo

An angry hobo is a sexual move in which you vomit into the anus of your partner and then anally fist them, using the vomit as a lubricant

Jeff: 'Man I was so wasted last night I was sick everywhere, but I was desperate for some backdoor action so I gave this chick an angry hobo'

Steve: 'Dats mad'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

Serbian Chocolate Cake

When a male becomes sexually aroused during the act of excreting faeces and subsequently receives oral sex from a partner, simultaneous to excreting

Jeff: 'I was pumping a huge AGB this morning when my gf busts in and starts giving me the serbian chocolate cake!'

Kersh Dogg: 'I want a serbian chocolate cake'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

Curly Fries

The act of placing pubic hair in the vagina of a partner, ejaculating on them and then consuming them.

Jeff: 'Oh man there are pubes all up in your box!'

Sally: 'Well just turn them into curly fries and munch them down!'

by phatdik January 13, 2009