muttonchops

Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness
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by supplecheeks May 07, 2007
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cucumber cucumber cock

A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
by supplecheeks May 22, 2007
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