Definitions by redexplosion

reverse mount rushmore 

Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock

Guy 1: After Diana fell asleep last night I gave her a Reverse Mount Rushmore.
Guy 2: Did she like it?

reverse mount rushmore by redexplosion March 21, 2009

mississippi mutton chops 

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

mississippi mutton chops by redexplosion March 21, 2009