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An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.
Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.
by mud January 17, 2004

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A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.
My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.
by mud January 04, 2005

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A point in time when everything is fucked.
*As someone watches the nukes hit* Oh shit! It's WW3!! This would be so cool if we werent all fucked in the ass right now!
by mud May 13, 2004

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Was in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. The most bitchin person EVER! He takes people away when they're dead and stuff. But his bitchass loses to Bill and Ted when they play Twisters at Death's pad. He plays the bass.
Dude, we just gave Death a melvin!
by Mud October 03, 2003

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Overrated, but some bearable, classic rock songs.
Thirteen-year olds usually claim to like this album. Most of the time it is to be accepted by fourteen-year olds. Wow.
Bryan's favorite album is "Back in Black"
by mud December 31, 2004

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