mutton

In British slang it means a bit deaf.

Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton

by manoz April 21, 2009

mutton

A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.

While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.

by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011

mutton

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010

mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004

muttoneer

A rebel against the groupthink, someone who rebels against the conformist values of society and thinks for themselves. The antithesis of sheeple.

-He certainly was a little *different*.
-But it's cool, he's a real muttoneer.

by Markoff Chaney May 03, 2005

Muttoning

For a Man to show or flaunt his bright white upper thighs.

You see that guy muttoning over there? It looks like a fluorscent light up to his belt.

by M54kings June 23, 2009

muttonous

(adj.)- pertaining to mutton chops

Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!

by benny illsman March 29, 2005