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when u address him you call him,"mutcho" or "re mutcho" for added rudeness.
origin: "mutcho" adj means to bust a nut.

a "mutchos" ,mu spelled moo,is a useless person,more often than not COMPLETELY ,in a specific area.
what separates a mutchos from a normal person with bad to no skill at something,is that a mutchos not only thinks that he is better than everyone at it,he boldly openly claims that he is,and then proceeds to prove his claims ,usually making a MASSIVE fool of himself in the process.

Of course, the mutchos always has some cheeky excuse and attempts to change reality through sheer denial,which of course he fails at -even harder- and ends up creating a bigger mess.

But alas,a mutchos' worst feature is not his sheer arrogance ,nor his nonexistent skill. A proper mutchos NEVER LEARNS and keeps putting himself in these awful positions(usually in public with more than 6 people watching closely).

as a result,a mutchos builds reputation for being this arrogant ,incompetent , useless and bigoted idiot,which in turn marks him by the society forever as an outcast and denies him multiple things in life like: sex,money,friends ,good times,at extreme cases even a job.
eg:
steve: omg is larry claiming he's the worlds best drummer again?
tom: yeah,last time he hit his finger after creating noise pollution for 20 minutes straight,and claimed that we didn't hear the "SUPER LIT" solo...
steve: fuck man, he's even worse now. how can a man be such a mutchos?
tom: i don't know bro,omg look he's blaming the drumsticks now!
both:HE'S SUCH A MUTCHOS!
mutchos by PAPAS mou November 22, 2018
Words you can keep
An active help-user on Community Central, a useless forum for the degenerating, horrid site called Wikia/FANDOM.
Muchos apparently ate too much muchos. ☠️
Muchos by y = mx + b September 8, 2023

Muchos Ripos 

Similar to the term "RIP", but used to indicate were the "RIP" is of greater significance.

RIP: Used to indicate that a plan or idea has fallen through.
Person 1: "I've sprained my PeNis!"
Person 2: "Muchos Ripos!"
Muchos Ripos by d23ps November 29, 2019
Munchos is friend who loves to get Munchies while he is stoned

He is also very wise and knows the meaning of life

Likes to trip on acid and other drugs
Usually a complete debil or an izrod
It is common that he enjoys boxing or any kind of fighting sport
Doro: Oh is that the infamous Munchos?
Sanko: He sure does look like one, lets get high and go grab the munchies with him
Munchos by Bradorko March 18, 2019

Metchosin 

Home to the coolest farmers you'll ever meet. If you need to swap some poultry, the Metchosin farmer's market is the place to be.
Person 1: "I almost ran over a cow the other day..."
Person 2: "Oh, so you went to Metchosin?"

muchosucko 

site that which contains some of the most disturbing shit u can ever see in your life

www.muchosucko.com
asd: i just saw a horse fuck a fat lady from the back
me: eww the fuck u disgusting shit
muchosucko by Dong Woo April 25, 2005
The greatest snack of all time when chillin' on the computer with nothing better to do besides blog and watch stupid youtube videos.
Person 1 - "I'm gonna pick up some munchos before I head home."
Person 2 - "It's gonna be a lazy weekend then, huh?"
Person 1- "Yupp"
Munchos by ClosetHippie February 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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