mutak 

Sexiest man ever alive , makes me horny and his kicks are fireeeee. “OG nigga”

Oh damn it’s mutak gotta get on my knees

mutak by niggerhigger September 7, 2018

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

mutahard 

A phrase said when a YouTuber known as, "SomeOrdinaryGamers," or, "Mutahar," gives a commenter an erection. It is also said when Mutahar creates a high quality video.

Commenter: "Papa Mutah makes me so Mutahard. He is a literal god."
Replied: "I'm sick of the same annoying jokes having nothing to do with the video."

mutahard by Nobody will see the above ^^^. April 25, 2017

Mudak 

Pronunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk

A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.

What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".

Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).

- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.

- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.

- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!

- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!

Mudak by Alex Ex November 21, 2013

mutahar 

Mutahar is the man behind the YouTube channelSomeOrdinaryGamers. He is a chubby Indian Canadian that's usually sleep deprived. His videos vary in content from originally Creepypasta readings and games based off these to light hearted gaming videos, voicing his opinion on subjects in the gaming community, and staying true to his roots by Deep Web Browsing and playing parodies of the Creepypasta games he played long ago. His videos use a lot of inside jokes from other videos that are used similarly to memes by his viewers, so this and his looks lead to jokes, often sexual in the comments of his videos.

TL;DR: Cringy Indian that got into memes and is now adored, never sleeps, and no longer cringy

1. Person A: Who is that funny guy on YouTube that says his name in the beginning of every video?
Person B: That's Mutahar, whom makes entertaining content.

2.Mutahar makes me mutahard

mutahar by MelvinIsMyCat June 28, 2017

Mustakrakish

One of the main characters in Metalocalypse episode 4: Dethtroll.
A troll from the Finnish Necronomicon that dethklok awakens during an apology to Finland that turned into a concert. The act was unintentional, as they had found the song in an old Finnish book. The band was declaring the song the new Finnish national anthem. As the story unfolds, Mustakrakish can not be stopped by normal means, so Dethklok proceeds to write the first "soft death-metal" song ever to be written using medieval acoustic instruments. Mustakrakish is dozing off, when Murderface's "dethphone" rings. Mustakrakish wakes up, destroys the instruments, and all hope is lost. However, thanks to Murderface's short temper, he throws the phone in Mustakrakish's mouth, as he can not hear the person he is talking to and his call is lost. The pain from the spikes on the dethphone is too much for Mustakrakish, and he begins tearing out his own innards to get the device out of his system. He then proceeds to blow up, causing millions of dollars worth of damage to Finland.

Mustakrakish is t3h 4w350m3!!1!1!

Mustakrakish by sk0t September 30, 2006

Muta Scale

The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.

Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.

Muta Scale by A.C. Sativa March 8, 2013