Mustake

A mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.

Jimmy's mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.

by budsharpe October 20, 2008

Mustake

Mistake Made When You Drive A Mustang

Tyler Pulled Up To The Light In His GT

And Made The Mustake Of Racing The SI Turbo

by Im_not_doug_v January 19, 2008

Mustake

A mustake can be found on a youthful adolescent or adult who, for some inexplicable reason, believed a mustache would benefit their outward appearance which it most definitely dId not.

Timothy's new mustache was an utter mustake if you ask me.

by Outofthepurplebox December 14, 2017

Mustake

any person who tries to grow a mustache but clearly shouldn't have even tried to start one in the first place.

James: Dude I'm thinking of trying to grow a mustache.
Phil: Sounds like a mustake to me.

Dad: Why do Ginger kids always make mustakes.

by Dr. Chim Richles November 4, 2009