mustav 

equal with "must have"

No-one can hear a word I tell
What the girl was singing
See she mustav been 16 or 18
Im just past caring

(lyric of 'For The Girl' by The Fratellis)

mustav by caff huang June 1, 2007

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.

"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Mustafa Camel Analtürk by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

Mustafi 

An object that is does not do anything or just stands in the field.

He is just mustafi.

Mustafi by 14236897546 February 26, 2018

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014