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A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.
by red_beard_neo April 05, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.
Man that Kieran sure is molasses.
by Alex.Flash June 17, 2011
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A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.
Laura, you're such a molasses!
by Laurel52 July 23, 2008
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A slang word for cum or semen.
The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!
by R. Kemp July 23, 2006
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The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.
Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.
by PIMP MOLASSES February 01, 2004
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