mustashe 

A collection of facial-disguises.

Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.

mustashe by QuacksO November 25, 2021

mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mustashe burn 

When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be.

(Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.

(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!

Mustashe burn by B&J August 2, 2006

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014

mustache cash stash 

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013

Mustache Fairy 

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

Mustache Fairy by iBetty February 4, 2012