mustard packet

A condom

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

by Joel the VI August 26, 2016

Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.

Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

by Dan and co. April 3, 2009