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"Ah mate I was fucked last night. Went down the boozer for a couple of Britney's and ended up right on the packet!"
by LittlemissE June 11, 2009
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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see syn. at Denial of Service, DoS
n. 1) a datagram
v. 1) to flood someone's computer with datagrams, rendering it non-responsive or forcing it to disconnect from a network
<opt1k> stfu before i packet you offline
by charlie root February 05, 2003
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Short version of packeties.

Normally a women addicted to meth and will fuck and suck anyone that will give her a pt or a washie. They're so desperate to get something that she would leave her kids in a hot parked car while she's insides some strange dudes home being fucked by 3 morts so she can get a red.
" Meth Face Maria is is fiending a red dude, imma bring her around..."

"Don't! She's a dirt old packet that will rinse you of your shards when you frank out. The only thing she'll leave behind is her uncapped used fit on your bed which you'll then roll onto, get jabbed and now you have hep c."
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by FloraFloozy April 05, 2020
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Something a teacher gives to students to work on, usually containing more than one page stapled together. Can be worked on for a week or a day depending on the amount of work involved in the packet.
Our math teacher gave us too many packets this week!
by InsideJokesUpMyPants March 27, 2018
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A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...
Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable
by Analamy69 October 17, 2020
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