mushroom-bruise

A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.

"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."

by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016

mushroom bruise

A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.

by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003

mushroom bruise

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

by johnny walker November 29, 2003

Mushroom bruise

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis

Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...

by German Gheppetto June 22, 2006

Mushroom bruise

The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.

That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!

by JeepGurl November 3, 2010

mushroom bruise

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

by Stinko Man February 4, 2003

purple mushroom bruise

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

by Flantari September 30, 2006