TubesteakNyourI's definitions

mushroom bruise

A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.

by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003

Scrotaling

(verb) 1. a technique whereby the scrotum is stretched so as to induce a falsetto, almost operatic vocalization.
2. a vocalization resembling the aforementioned.

After tireless career of scrotaling, Michael Bolton's sack is large enough to fabricate tom tom heads.

by TubesteakNyourI July 24, 2008