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Mushroom bruise
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The
purple
or pink hematoma left by
Clint
Eastgoode's cock
hitting
your cheek.
That hit Sandy received
last night
left a sah-weet
mushroom
bruise
!
by
JeepGurl
November 3, 2010
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