A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
by Dagwood55 September 19, 2018
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as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.
“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels
by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018
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A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.
He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!
by whatwhatwhat December 4, 2007
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I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.
by Karl Bakla June 26, 2005
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either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back
I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock
by mr mushroom November 13, 2006
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A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dicknever again
by Kcenziii January 31, 2023
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