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The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
by Col. Kilgore October 09, 2011
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