muriphilia

The emotional bond or sexual attraction to rodents.

"Your muriphilia is disgusting!" said Earl

Rattus just smiled, licked his fangs and closed the coffin lid.

by IxLovexyouxtooxFox June 18, 2009

mucophilia

Another word for sneeze fetish. A sexual attraction to sneezing.

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"

by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

morophilia

Being sexually attracted to stupid people. From Greek "moros" (stupid) + "phile" (love).

Men who have morophilia usually keep it in the closet to avoid legal trouble.

by witchdoc February 3, 2013

Murusphilia

The sexual attraction to walls in all forms.

I am sorry President Trump, but it appears you have murusphilia...

by Shadorin July 11, 2017

musophilia

having a sexual attraction to mice.

The exterminator had musophilia, but not necrophilia, and therefore could not kill the mice.

by melissafraser May 11, 2009

Maniphilia

The state of enjoying the act of masturbation more than sex.

I have maniphilia, she can't even compare to what my hand can do.

by pseudochrist August 11, 2009

Auriphilia

The sexual desire for ears; to be licked; kissed; etc.

I just found out Matt has auriphilia...

by FunnyTheme November 26, 2018