Definitions by witchdoc

fruit picker

A straight man who occasionally seeks out gay men for homosexual flings.

That guy over there is not one of the regular gay customers: he's a fruit picker who trolls this bar once every few months.

fruit picker by witchdoc September 30, 2013

Big H 

Heart attack (a fatal one).

You'll die from the Big H if you dig your grave with a fork & spoon.

Big H by witchdoc May 28, 2013

morophilia 

Being sexually attracted to stupid people. From Greek "moros" (stupid) + "phile" (love).

Men who have morophilia usually keep it in the closet to avoid legal trouble.

morophilia by witchdoc February 3, 2013

chuke 

(noun) Anglicized shortening of "pachuco" (a male Mexican-American youth, from the zoot suit riots of the 1940s). Typically infers to wayward youths who get into trouble, join gangs, etc., but yet they do not wish to reform. Its insult value is increased when it is used by one Mexican-American to put another down, to typify him as an inferior riff-raff. The term has been used by New Yorkers to refer to less-refined Puerto Ricans, although technically it is impossible for a Puerto Rican to be a "chuke".

"The way these chukes live, it seems like they were cut out to do little besides join gangs, spray-paint on walls, get put into jail, and maybe father a few illegitimate children."

chuke by Witchdoc May 27, 2004

suckdick 

(adjective) Piddling, trifling, puny, or thought to be a waste of one's time.

"This new ham radio is way better than that suckdick CB radio."

suckdick by Witchdoc March 21, 2003

raggo 

An Arab, Hindu, or other Asian who wears a turban or other cloth headgear. Short for "raghead".

"Those raggos should learn to get along with each other."

raggo by Witchdoc March 21, 2003

widge (also: 'widge) 

language or dialect

Now you're speaking my kind of widge.

widge (also: 'widge) by Witchdoc March 19, 2003