That guy is a Murdo.
by Coldlasagne54 February 12, 2020
To masturbate in public, while making monkey noises, before throwing one's own excrement at passers by.
by macilla July 19, 2011
A Murdo is a special type of human, they r often very weird but it takes somebody to understand it and if you do not understand the ways of a Murdo then that is on you and you are completely incompetent. Murdo's are generous and kind people with appreciative attributes. You are lucky if you know a Murdo and should hold onto them as they are as unique as their name. BUT DO NOT FEAR! If you are yet to find a Murdo then they can be searched for, simply look in any armchair, preferably brown and search for any new superhero movie that has been released and a Murdo won't ever stray far from it. Murdo's are secretive but that's what makes them warriors to fear, get on their bad side and you will be in for the wrath of their powers and also risk beinig on the bad side of all of their loyal followers so... DON'T! In conclusion KEEP YOUR MURDO they are special and treat them with care; three meals a day plus snacks imbetween and a mini fridge FULLLLL of FANTA!
by Brian ;P July 17, 2020
Adjective; chiefly Scot.
1. Unintelligent, Stupid, or face-palmingly moronic.
2. Smug, self-superior.
3. Lickspittle, Brown-nose.
Often used in reply to stupid comments, that often lack self-awareness.
1. Unintelligent, Stupid, or face-palmingly moronic.
2. Smug, self-superior.
3. Lickspittle, Brown-nose.
Often used in reply to stupid comments, that often lack self-awareness.
"There's been a Murdo."
Etymology: 1. Play on catchphrase of classic Scottish detective tv drama Taggart. "There's been a murder."
2. Gained popularity in reference to unelected conservative member of Scottish parliament Murdo Fraser, known for his smugness, lack of intellect, and general uselessness.
Etymology: 1. Play on catchphrase of classic Scottish detective tv drama Taggart. "There's been a murder."
2. Gained popularity in reference to unelected conservative member of Scottish parliament Murdo Fraser, known for his smugness, lack of intellect, and general uselessness.
by C0ldLasagne4Br3akfast March 4, 2019